The Aftermath

Where are all the donkeys?
Why are there so many white people?
Why are bathing, cooking, and driving so easy?
Why am I not currently killing any spiders?
Why are people rude and rushed?
Why am I not surrounded by a posse?
How do I understand everything coming out of everyones' mouths?
Why do I smell so good?
Is food really this tasty?

Talk about culture shock.